Tuesday, July 02, 2002

Blindfolded stuffed dog with a pistol held to its head.
Does your pet suffer from irritating ear mites? Are you tired of those messy creams and ointments that you can never get into Bowser's ears, but which always end up all over your clothes? Just in time for the summer pest season, Glock Pet Products announces the all-new Pet Product Applicator®!

Available in two sizes, 9mm and .45 caliber, Pet Product Applicators provide perfect placement of ear, nose, mouth, and lower GI tract medications. Each Pet Product Applicator holds 1 to 6 foil-wrapped doses of your favorite anti-pest salves and lotions. Simply load the Pet Product Applicator, point, and click. That's all there is to it!

Also announced is the Nervous Nellie Tranquilizer Wrap®, for easily spooked pets. Glock Pet Products spokescanine Panting Dog is shown wearing "The Navajo".

Not for sale to minors. Not available in California, Washington, and Hawaii. No license required in Nevada and Montana. Don't drink and do drugs. No animals were used in the design and manufacture of this product. No warranty, express or implied. Your mileage may vary. Always get at least two opinions. Wash your mouth daily and scrape your toenails at least once a week. Active ingredient: canine sativas.
Jester Cam

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