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Subject: The Important Fax Company's Important Fax
From: The Important Fax Company
To: Someone Who Needs An Important Fax

Hey, you there! Wake up. There's an incoming fax, can't you hear it whirring in the distance? Something important, too. I promise. It won't be anything like a randomly-located combination Chinese restaraunt and laundry, soliciting business to not only remove stains, but to also put them in to start with.

One-stop laundry-cycling as it were. For the busy stay-at-home mom or dad who just doesn't have the time for the old-fashioned and time-wasting "traditional" method of first actually putting clothes on, then taking time to go to a Chinese restaraunt and spilling lunch on the clothing, and, even worse, the peak of lost moments, the height of time-wastage, finally, in your-life-is-weighing-you-down, the-world-is-pressing-on-your-soul agony, driving to the laundry to start the whole damn cycle over!

Can you imagine the despair that indelibly marks the lives of those folks? The creases in their souls from folding their lives into smaller and smaller pieces so they can fit the responsibilities of modern life in the few, precious few, free moments stolen from their packed worlds?

The Franco-Roman-Chinese Restaraundry invites you to our grand opening. Come and visit our new facilities, and try our new General Tzo's chicken breast cookies.

No, this isn't that kind of fax, No-siree-mom it's not. This is an important fax. So, if you wouldn't mind taking a break from all that scritchy-scratchy writing you're doing, I'd appreciate it if you'd give this fax to Mlle. Marilyn. The Important Fax Company thanks you. Goodnight.